Is there a better store than Target? Seriously, where else can you get everything from feminine products to the new Rascal Flatts CD to a fire pit for your backyard to a pill that turns the water in your crapper blue. They've even revolutionized the pharmaceutical process. I myself love the store, and find it completely reasonable to drive out of the way to go there to save 34 cents on my deodorant, 42 cents on my asswipe, a whopping dollar on my various cleaning products, and maybe even 25 cents on my shower soap; meanwhile, I walk around the fucking store for an hour trying to find anything and completely rationalizing purchasing other random shit that I definitely don't need, but since I'm at Target I may as well buy the item in question, therefore I am not only not saving money, but I'm spending more money at the damn store, more of my time walking around like a fuckin moron staring aimlessly at shit trying to decide if I really need more light bulbs, car fresheners, nicotine patches, mousetraps, toasters, candles, greeting cards, azaleas, or a shitty movie that I've seen 100 times, but hey, it's only $10, so why not; all the while putting more money into Tricky Dick's pocket with my excess fuel consumption, just so I can have something to shave my pubes off with (I blame you women, and my short dick, which looks bigger with shorter pubes, and the Sex Cannon for giving the rest of us unattainable goals to shoot for) but I digress.
There was a point to all this, and if you've made it this far, congratulations. ANYWAY, I was at Target for one reason and one reason only, to buy body soap. The ex used to buy all sorts of fancy schmancy stuff, but I like to stick with straight, non-scented Lever 2000. What's the point of showering with that fruity crap when you're going to smell like a bar towel soaked in nicotine and tar in an hour anyway? Of course, Target didn't have the non-scented stuff (note to self: a grey dot over the price tag on the shelf means they're out, so says Hector at the Target on Balboa and Genesee), so now I have to go back to Target tonight to get it. In the meanwhile, enjoy this video:
How To Shower - Men & Women - The best bloopers are a click away
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